There are only two seasons, Summer and Snowbird Season
As soon as 70° weather strikes it’s time to pull out the sweaters.
You know where someone’s from based on their tan.
Lilly Pulitzer is an acceptable class outfit.
You know who’s an out of state driver without seeing their license plate.
Happy Hour for most means cheap drinks, here it means drinking with your un-related “grandparents”
Anytime you leave the house after 2p.m. you bring an umbrella for the afternoon tsunamis.
You go to the Harvard of South Florida. *insert hair flip emoji here*.
You have to check the Humidity percentage on weather.com to decide if it’s worth doing your hair or not.
On a 15% Humidity Day:
Jeans and long sleeves are necessary for any event outside at night.